I didn’t sleep well last night. Did you ever have one of those horribly, exhausting dreams? The kind where it’s so vivid you wake up like you were really doing all the things you dreamed about? Last night, I was dreaming that I was being chased by a giant elephant. The elephant was trying to vacuum me up with his trunk, and no matter how fast I ran, I kept getting pulled further and further backwards. The hideous sucking noise was getting louder and louder, as I was pulled in closer and closer. I was mere inches away from being gobbled up, and the sound was deafening and so real and close…
…then I sat bolt upright in bed and realized that the Giant Suckinator was sitting right outside my window, sucking up the leaves Mike had raked into the street the day before. And I realized that this must be exactly how cats feel when you use the vacuum cleaner.
Tags: dream, NaBloPoMo, suckinator
